Green Garbage

It's an interesting fact to note that it's snowing more than ever in France because the world's getting hotter. I also recall an ad telling me to become a vegetarian. I cannot think how many people would through rocks at the person who thought that up. In fact there are people running around saying that the ocean levels are rising and there's only going to be mountains above the water line. That's a bad thing? To me that's excellent. I'm moving to Toowoomba and start builing beach apartments.

People reckon the earth is crowded. Wait until the ocean levels rise, and then see how crowded it is now. One country I want to shout at is Switzerland. They've got some of the best roads in the world, and you can only buy a Smart to visit them. And even if you do manage to get your supercar there there's no way you going to be able to enjoy it without being locked away for a million years.

People ask what would happen if the CO2 levels rise. I'll tell you what will happen. The trees will grow higher and the environmentalists will run in faster circles. The ocean levels wont rise, and all the animals wont die because of oxygen deprevation. I tell you the only thing that will put me behind the wheel of an electric car will be when the oil runs out, and no-ones willing to sell me a hydrogen car.

The only thing that needs protecting at the moment is the animals. The only thing that's making the animals die is the poachers, so they can eat them. I don't really mind if the CO2 levels rise. I like pointing and laughing at the environmentalists when they go off their brains about nothing.